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Hi I'm Tyler. I'm probably a complete stranger, I don't know you, I can't judge you for anything really... With that said, my ask box is open, the anon button is on, and I'll answer anything you send, be it a vent or a question or a cute fairy tale. If you want it to be privately answered, just say so. Other than that all my blog is, is not very clever posts and reblogs, so asking is the only thing worth doing.

nate-river-but-call-me-near:

theheartmaid:

its-tuesday-again:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

the video that this gif

comes from

OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN I GET GIFS OF THE ENTIRE THING LIKE OMFG WE NEED MORE THAN JUST THE BEGINNING

OMFG. THAT WAS AMAZING. THAT’S SOME AWARD-WINNING SHIT RIGHT THERE.

(via kingkitsu)

  • What I say: you're cute.
  • What Im thinking: You are the most amazing, stunning, sweet, caring, gorgeous, adorable, funny, perfect fucking human being in the world. I love you to death and your existence in my life warms my heart. And I want nothing more than to curl up in your arms forever.

muffin-mcfluffin:

I am not in a relationship and I think I still cry everyday

does this mean

I’m the onion

i might be dating an onion

hOW COULD YOU

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vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

(via nomnomsharktail)

sam-brochester:

genalovestoons:

skaviris:

wow, this is like every anime fan remembering their weeaboo stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage

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shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

(via nomnomsharktail)

nachts:

rawrimamidget:

yep.

lets give a round of applause to the best joke I’ve seen today. Oh my GOD.

(via wecansexy)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via princeconfetti)

ino89777:

image i’ll take 20

polararts:

maygun87:

polararts:

I’m excited for the new season of  The Boondocks. >w>

why does Riley look like an ugly black girl? 

Sorry about that~ here I fixed it:

xfreischutz:

I was going to review my french and linguistics but then this happened instead.
Except it’s 3.30am so it’s half-assed. //shotdead

But hopefully people will find this of use. \o/ Sorry this took so long, Anon, and I hope it answers your questions.

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egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

(via nomnomsharktail)

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

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dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

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